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Wed, 05/20/2009 - 23:32 by Ananth in response to best left unanswered

If you're relatively new to the comic, I apologize! In the past we've covered Yuko's aversion to girly things. It is touched upon again here - clearly, Yuko is not a makeup kinda gal. 

The epilogue to this comic is that George was about to explain why he wanted lipstick, and then I stopped him. I really don't want to know. 

Comments

Yes.

Comment by Ratteh (not verified) Wed, 05/20/2009 - 23:35

Yes.

Two things...

Comment by George Rohac Jr (not verified) Wed, 05/20/2009 - 23:37

ONE.

My lappy is not that happy. Its battery exploded and thus its very sad.

TWO.

If you really want to know what I was asking about lipstick for its Because.....

Well I'll tell you all. If Ananth doesn't bribe me to keep quiet.

gosh.

Comment by Aido Wed, 05/20/2009 - 23:39

SHUT UP GEORGE NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW

jeez

Comment by danihana (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 02:32

SHUT UP AIDO THE FANS WANNA KNOW

jeez

Comment by Robert V Aldrich (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 07:25

SHUT UP PERSON I'VE NEVER MET AND SHOULDN'T BE YELLING AT SOME FANS DON'T WANT TO KNOW

ah...

Comment by Rose (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 08:53

b-but I want to know... ;_;

HAH

Comment by An Alien (not verified) Fri, 05/22/2009 - 00:54

Someone would think that the story of the comic page ends at the final panel but then you put yours eyes in the comments and you see this kind of discussions.

ALSO I THINK I KNOW FOR WHAT HE WANTED IT

CAPSLOCKS R COOL!!1!!1!

IT'S LIKE I CAN'T STOP SHOUTHING!

I NEED TO KNOW. I. I will

Comment by Louie (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 02:40

I NEED TO KNOW.

I.

I will give you anything.

Just to know. Please tell me before my curiosity kills me.

It would at least explain the corset.

Comment by conrad Thu, 05/21/2009 - 08:22

Dude, I think he told us he wanted it to be a surprise ...

Wrong. So much wrongness...

Comment by Farren (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 09:13

George that just does not sound good. "My lappy is not that happy. It's battery exploded and thus its very sad." That is just wrong on so many levels.

And yes, I too want to know what your intentions were towards Yuko's lipstick (that she doesn't have). Even as disturbing as it probably is. Sorry, Yuko.

I totally want to know.

Comment by Sparnonymous (not verified) Wed, 05/20/2009 - 23:48

I totally want to know.

Seconded. PLUS MORE.

Comment by Annie (not verified) Wed, 05/20/2009 - 23:51

I super-extra-want to know.

...I do...

Comment by Shaun (not verified) Wed, 05/20/2009 - 23:50

...I do...

I do too.

Comment by Joe (not verified) Wed, 05/20/2009 - 23:51

We all do.

Be careful what you wish for

Comment by Softspoken (not verified) Wed, 05/20/2009 - 23:54

I think that if we find out, we'll also find out how much we DON'T want to know.

It's like that Ring thing

Comment by McClaud (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:20

Once it's out of the bag, someone's gonna regret it.

A simple solution:

Comment by Angela (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 00:05

Maybe he just wanted to look pretty. What's wrong with a dude wanting to doll himself up for his buddies? ;)

hmm...

Comment by Jason (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 00:20

this is a valid comment.

and if George doesn't want to elaborate anymore, then i guess we'll have to accept this answer (that is, if nothing more interesting comes up).

Well....

Comment by A.L. (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 02:08

The internets has spoken,we want to know why George wanted to the lipstick,though the answer is probably shocking.

Then again,considering what I've read over on Sore Thumbs for the past couple of weeks,I don't think it could be nearly as bad.

Don't worry. She will

Comment by danihana (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 02:29

Don't worry. She will convert to girly things soon enough. I used to be the same, but then I met my husband and started wearing dresses.

HINT

Comment by danihana (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 02:30

HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE

I don't think it works....

Comment by Bryce (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 09:11

In text format like that...

Knowing would be nice...

Comment by Kirimon (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 05:03

Knowing would be nice...

T-the computer has the same

Comment by Kirimon (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 05:06

T-the computer has the same face... AWESOME :o

OH GOD I CAN'T IGNORE

Comment by Chris (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 06:33

OH GOD I CAN'T IGNORE IT.

also, TELL US.

"Awesome" is not the word

Comment by feuer_faust (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 08:16

"Awesome" is not the word I'd use. D:

we are nosy

Comment by Karlee (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 07:49

But... we, the nosy strangers who read this comic, want to know...

When I first read the comic,

Comment by Michael M. (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 08:17

When I first read the comic, I was like "Man, I wonder what Yuko thinks about this comic..."

Then I remembered she DRAWS it.

I'm still waking up...

Down with Makeup and Girly

Comment by gomidog (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:31

Down with Makeup and Girly things! They can die in a fire!

(Except plaid mini-skirts...I kinda like those...)

Let me be the first to say

Comment by conrad Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:32

Let me be the first to say that if all girly things except plaid mini-skirts were to disappear I wouldn't bat an eye. In fact, I would consider it the condensation of everything good in this world.

I second the notion. 

Comment by Ananth Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:41

I second the notion. 

Thirded.

Comment by MarkShark (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 14:43

Thirded.

Screw you guys, I like my

Comment by Cheri (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 16:08

Screw you guys, I like my girlie scented bath accessories.

YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING.
But the pumpkin pie scented bath fizz bar. I swear, if that goes missing, I'll know who to come after.

Yeah! If smelling like

Comment by Lel (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 19:08

Yeah! If smelling like cinnamony baked goods is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Fourth...d.. Motion carries?

Comment by ThunderGodNick (not verified) Sun, 05/24/2009 - 18:23

Fourth...d..

Motion carries?

Girly things? We don't need no stinkin' girly things!

Comment by kaitou (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:08

Yuko, the only people who want you to use makeup are either trying to make money selling you the stuff or are jealous because you're cuter without makeup than they are with makeup.

8D

Comment by Razor (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 12:09

I like the computer's evil grin of evilness that perfectly matches that of its owner. Reminds me of the face on the flotation ring worn by Wade the duck on "Garfield and Friends."

Maybe we don't want to know why lipstick is requested. I once wrote a break-up letter to someone on a mirror with lipstick.

OMG!

Comment by Mentaluproar (not verified) Fri, 05/22/2009 - 21:06

Does anyone else remember that show? I used to LOVE that show!

And kudos for the lipstick breakup, although I can't explain why it's awesome.

I think we all know why Mr.

Comment by Krimson (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 16:02

I think we all know why Mr. George needs lipstick...

He is secretly Britain's most famous underground glam rocker, Julius Orange!

(If there really is a dude who plays music under the name "Julius Orange", I am going to be in so much trouble.)

Ok imagine if George's

Comment by Coryjonc (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 16:13

Ok imagine if George's reason for wanting the lipstick is really lame? Like what if he's just Cosplaying the Joker? That would be a serious letdown after all this buildup.

:P

Comment by Steve Hill (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 23:41

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF WEBCOMICS.

o3o

Comment by Skies (not verified) Thu, 05/21/2009 - 23:46

I'm really hoping it was actually for purposes of graffiti and defacement.

correct response

Comment by filthwizard (not verified) Fri, 05/22/2009 - 01:47

isnt the correct response no she does not need any lipstick.

Oh man, that is so right.

Comment by Krimson (not verified) Sat, 05/23/2009 - 16:49

Oh man, that is so right. That's one of those responses that guarantees Ananth from being put in the doghouse.

Grrr...

Comment by A.L. (not verified) Fri, 05/22/2009 - 02:29

There not going to tell us.YOU GUYS SUCK. (not really)
Also LOUD NOISES!

I think I know. He wants to

Comment by Oxy (not verified) Fri, 05/22/2009 - 03:20

I think I know. He wants to eat it *nod-nod*. May sound strange at first, but I heard of stranger things, like a guy who was obsessed with eating...candles. Yes, candles.

...and I guess lipsticks are pretty healthy nowadays with all those vitamins and minerals and whatever they cram in those things *shrugs*.

WHOA

Comment by Ananth Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:01

Yikes, you guys! I didn't realize George's mystery was going to be such a thing.  I think that at this point, whatever it was will probably be pretty anti-climactic ... so, uh, just go ahead and guess, I suppose! Sorry! D:

guess?

Comment by Mentaluproar (not verified) Fri, 05/22/2009 - 21:09

You want us to guess why George wants makeup? Are you serious?!

I, for one, refuse to guess! Your readers will only be appeased with an explanation.

-hands out torches and pitchforks-

Yay!

Comment by Aubrey (not verified) Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:36

I think it's awesome that Yuko doesn't conform to society's bizarre standards of what constitutes as "girl". Yuko is girl through-and-through! *flips off society*

i know exactly how she feels...

Comment by June (not verified) Fri, 05/22/2009 - 13:57

im a girl...and ahhh...i HATE makeup...i think it looks nice on other people...sure yea...but i wont do it...im 20 and my mom is not happy with the fact that i dont do what other girls do...even my clothes are very casual...always shirts and pants...i find nothing wrong with it...its normal XD im quite happy with myself.

to me...makeup is false advertising XD