CONTEST RESULTS! I KNOW YOU WANT THEM!!!
Having survived a small trip to NYC I now return to present you with the contest results! Let it be known that we had 555 submissions, and we evaluated every one of them. It wasn't an easy pick; we narrowed it down to 25 or so that we thought were really solid.
That said, congratulations to theredfish for his excellent submission! YOU ARE THE WINNER. This comic had us in stitches at the beginning of judging; an excellent start to the process.
Good work, sir! We'll be in touch with you over the next couple of days to discuss prizes and what-not. As a consolation to everyone else, we'll be making "best-of" posts over the next few weeks showing the ones we thought were super solid.
Thanks again to all for making this a tremendous success! Seriously, we were overwhelmed by the response. Can't wait to do another contest at some point in the future. :D