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H-Hey guys! So we have internet again, that's cool. Actually, funny thing about that ... we got all hooked up, and everyone was really excited, and then 2 hours in, one by one, we all admitted that we had caught up on work e-mails and exhausted the entertainment value of the internet. We ended up doing other things like reading books and talking to each other, which I know sounds crazy, but please believe me when I say it is true. We also went to bed, which sounds even crazier and you don't have to believe me if you don't want to.

I think our ethnicities are mostly obvious, Yuko does a good job with that.

Ahaha, and to clear us of wrongdoing, John told us it was okay to put the last part in - he actually lives down the street from us, and comes over so often we gave him a key. He laughed! You gotta believe me!

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I feel that there should be a Saturday Morning cartoon attached to all of this. Cheesy opening song and everything.

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Multicultural Rangers!

Fighting racism day and night!

Multicultural Rangers!

Fighting wrongs as they make things right!

ROLE CALL!
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You get the idea :3

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Hahahaha actually living in a multi-cultural household opens us up to some pretty colorful conversations sometimes. XD WE MAY NOT BE THE BEST ROLE MODELS ALL OF THE TIME

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I'm still inspired. I can already hear the theme song in my head. Its a good excuse to take a break from working on my own album :P

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D-dude, you're not actually writing this are you?

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I may or may not. Its one of those things I'd most likely do on a drunken/sleep deprived whim. Still, it would be nice to write a song that isn't totally serious for once xD

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Jonathan Coulton, Weird Al, and others have made careers out of not-totally-serious songs. "Multicultural Rangers" could be your breakthrough hit!

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This kicks copious amounts of ass! After the first time I listened to it I couldn't stop (I think I'm on the 7th go through now).

You have made a fan out of me.

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See no if you were really THE MOST politically correct at least one other person would have to be a lady.
As it stands, since there's only one lady, she's the "token girl character"
Only when there are two female characters will it be totally correct on all levels.

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how about a female in a wheelchair?

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How about a female wheelchair?

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It would look like the Sweet Cuppin' Cakes wheelchair, only pink.

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. . .and you can be the front page to every business site ever. Everyone just needs to be looking at a wall looking interested as if there is somehow a VERY interesting power point running.

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Except in a Microsoft Poland ad...then I think everyone but Conrad and Yuko would need to be photoshopped with alternate pictures of Conrad making different faces.

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Go get yourselves a talking dog (John?), and a giant green van, and you're all set to solve some mysteries. He might need some convincing so be sure to stock up on scooby snacks.

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Oh ye gods all you kids need now are a bunch of power rings with one of you having the most useless and lame power ring ever (honestly now...heart? what kinda dipshit power is that?).

Oh and a creepy old black woman who lives all alone on an island with accommodation prepared for a group of young people and some vehicles that using current technology can't possibly exist.

So out of you. Who gets the shitty ring?

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"(honestly now...heart? what kinda dipshit power is that?)"

Ha! Only the power to save the world!

/Fifth Element

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You need your own cereal and lunch boxes.

I would so buy the lunchbox.

And eat the cereal in it.

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No bowl. Just cereal and milk inside the lunchbox.

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Ironically, within mere moments of my seeing this page at the office, I was given a stack of papers listing applied students (I work at a college) to look them up and figure out their ethnicities. XD

CAPTAIN MULTICULTURE I NEED YOU

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Don't tell me that's a factor in whether or not you admit them.

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Haha, no. But you'll find with most colleges the government requires us to ask for statistical purposes.

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LOL john...yuko draws the most priceless faces...

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I was just wondering what ever became of that "I'm Not Good at Anything" shirt that Yuko drew and put on Threadless. I loved that shirt and was hoping to by it....

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You know, I was just thinking about that! I want one too!!

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everyone does!

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Well, I guess I can identify everyone else, but the white-looking dude who is not Conrad.. is he Irish?
I don't wanna assume or anything. 'Cuz that's bad.

Culture is wonderful. And colorful, too.
John's expression on the bottom is very funny.

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Half German, 1/4 Italian, 1/4 Polish

Thanks for asking. :P

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Well it's a good thing I asked, because I was TOTALLY wrong :DDD
Yay for learning!

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Am I the only person who just doesn't know the ethnicity of everyone minus Yuko?

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Conrad has a European background ... not sure what specifically!

Steve is half German, 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Italian!

John has a largely Irish background!

Mike is African American!

Ananth (me) is Indian American!

Yuko is half Japanese, half Caucasian (for anyone who didn't know)!

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Question for you then Ananth........ OMIGOSH I JUST REALIZED I MUST HAVE BEEN MISPRONOUNCING YOUR NAME THIS WHOLE TIME. (I never noticed the second "n" so I was was pronouncing it anne-ith)

Anyway, what do you think of Indian restaurants? Is it true that restaurants can't make good Indian food?

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Actually the Indian restaurants I grew up around (in DC) were largely okay! Indian restaurants are typically run by Indian, Pakistani, or Bengali people, which means you're usually getting the real deal.

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My European mutt-ness is listed a few comments up. :)

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I edited my comment for accuracy too. :) Got to make sure I get it right!

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With that mish-mash of gastrointestinal cuisines to test the digestive fortitude, what are dinners like in the Johnny Wander household?

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I honestly thought Yuko was a small white boy for like, the first twenty strips. *shrug* It's more obvious to me now though...

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Same thing happened to me a few months back, Dont worry, your internet using ways will return to you in about a week.

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I love John's expression. Never has an image so personified the phrase "Razzum Frazzum."

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Also, I love how Yuko has to jump to reach the others' hands.

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This thing is reminding me of the show, "Friends".

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but everyone was white.

right?

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Where's your prawn member?

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Three!

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Maybe a Three's Company-esque sitcom? Where's Mr. Furley when you need him?!

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This may be a little silly, but I always did wonder if Yuko was full Japanese. :o

I FEEL SO MUCH CLOSER WITH EVERYONE NOW THAT I KNOW ;_;

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... ANANTH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE JEWISH?!

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I believe "Ananth" is hebrew for "Indian"

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Aw, poor John. He will be missed.
Sort of...He'll probably still be in most comics.

I'm pretty sure on everyone's ethnicity. Except Ananth. If it weren't for his last name, I'd think he was hispanic.

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Bc dark skin = Latino? Doesn't look hispanic to me... But then I grew up in San Antonio & am Puerto Rican.... Or you're joking.....

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He looks so much like this Mexican guy I know that it's scary, actually.

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