In my head, this was sung to the tune of Spider-Man's theme song. XD

Drivers tan is terrible, drivers tan poem is awesome. With it being the Scott Pilgrim Release day it is near a two comic post for you guys which means double the fun for us readers.

Driver's Tan.
Also available in the offhand Pacific Rim variety (right arm)

you know what to do so the tanned arm won't be so weird, right.
go drive in england. that should do.

and oh my god, ananth's eye is just too creepy.
man, am i glad we don't get to see your eyes often in the comic.

Oh man, I am so happy that Scott Pilgrim is a finished and complete thing. No more nail-biting, no more wracked nerves. Just the quiet contemplation of a complete work.

Also: I'm digging Yuko's rhyme skills. Dope.

Meh, never saw the appeal to Scott Pilgrim. I get enough video game memes and jokes from the internet and my mates. Never really related to slacker like Scott, really.

Oh man I love the sudden morph into Scottverse characters.

The poem reminds me of "Oxford town" from Bob Dylan

Also, Ananth's eye is lurking into my soul

Conrad totally reminds me of Scott Pilgrim. He just looks like Scott.

..And that made me picture Yuko with bright blue hair and a titanium bat with +1 against blondes...

Look out!
Here comes the driver's tan.

(It fits quite well with the Spider-Man's theme song.) =D

Have fun!
Y'all don't seem to be having the trouble Sam and Jeph are. <- Totally not a jinx.

I've totally have biker's tan: the top parts of my arms are fairly dark and the underside are white.

Driving nearly a thousand miles around southern MI and northern OH...yeah, my left arm is browner than my right...

I sympathize completely.

At least it's not driver's sunburn?

Hehe, I know the feeling. I drive around for a living and clock in 150 miles on a slow day.

My left arm is about 6 shades darker than my left and that's with SPF 90 sunblock.

I used to have a van with a tall wheel well right up under the dash. As tall as I was, my leg would always end up resting on it, giving my left knee and shin a nice tan whenever I wore shorts.

Good to know I'm not the only one who got to Borders right as it opened to nab me Volume 6 (which was AWESOME). Are you guys as excited for the movie? It looks _really_ faithful to the comics.

Also- is...is that Ananth's eye we can see under his hat?? Oh, my.

Too much awesome for one book. Midnight release for comics are freakin' sweet. I too stayed up late to read SP 6, and now I'm re-reading them all, starting from V 1. And I'm reading Lost at Sea because it was pretty sweet, too. Ananth's one eye is so damn eerie.

Man, driver's tan...I feel that way every time I drive home. Norfolk, VA to Fairfax Co, VA. 3 hours, minimum in a car. Yuko, this is the truth.

O-Ohmigosh

A-Ananth has an e-eye

MAN, they didn't have volume 6 in stock at my local book store! it was so upsetting.

Also that is the best poem ever. It will be written down in history books for forever.

Ahahahaha, I have a brown left arm and left knee. I need to sit passenger in someone's car for about eight billion hours to even it out. XP

That was a good poem, I sorta sang it as if it was a song, now I can't get it out of my head.

Wouldn't sitting in the passengers help to even it out?

YESSSS, SCOTT PILGRIM!! \o/

When I read that the rhythm of Lady Bug by Presidents of the United States of America came into my head.

When my Dad and I drove up from Sacramento, CA to Boise, ID (ten hours each way) years ago, I had my arm outside the passenger window for the whole trip. My right arm was such a bright cherry red that it glowed in the dark at night. These days I wear sun block lotion to prevent that from happening while driving.

Does he just not care or does he not like it?

I have one too, but it's the passenger tan! ;~; I hate it so much. . . Also. . Is that an Ananth eye I see down there?!?

Someone's got some rhymin' skills.

I've seen a lot of people mentioning Scott Pilgrim (including you guys!), and decided to give it a shot. I totally do not regret not moving for about ten hours reading the first few volumes. It's fantastic and so Canadian! I can't wait to read the rest. (:

Most excellent, but the first bit feels a little off. Either I don't remember the Spiderman song correctly, or there aren't enough syllables in the third line.

Try "From my shoulder down to my hand" or something similar.

I've got something weirder that Driver's Tan. Due to a skin condition called vitiligo, where patches of skin "forget" how to tan, I have a sort of leopard-skin effect on my left arm.

The release day was the 20th right? Because I pre-ordered it on Amazon, and they dropped it to my door on the _19th_. So I went from "wth?" to "yes!" to "awesome!" in the time it took me to open the package and read it.

You may have thought up this (totally Spiderman) jingle a couple years ago but, much like Farmer's Tan and Redneck have been around for ages, so has Trucker's Tan. That's what it's called, even when you aren't driving a 18-wheeler.

What that poem needed was a last line saying
"there goes the spider tan."
I read the whole thing in the spider man tune, twas quite funny. =)

Despite not driving, I can tell you any kind of tan can suck if the sun doesn't like you. Case in point: me. I don't tan; I go from Casper to brunt toast in a heartbeat.

Omg, I can see Ananth's eyes! O.O

I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

I live in Las Vegas. I wear those cute ballet flats. And now I have a tan line on the top of my feet before it hits my toes. u _____ u;

Driver's tan! xDD
I've never experienced a driver's tan, but I went surfing in Cornwall one summer and managed to tan my hands but nothing else thanks to the wetsuit. xDD It's almost three years later, and they're still darker than the rest of my arms...

I sort of sung this poem in my head to the theme of Spiderman.