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It's not a contest (but it totally is)

It's not a contest (but it totally is)

Thu, 01/20/2011 - 15:32 by Ananth in response to the return of sweetie pie

Yuko has mentioned the sweet potato plant in comics past - we left for one weekend and we came back it had exploded! Yuko was very pleased. I'm waiting for it to outgrow its pot and choke us in our sleep. You'll see. 

A little while ago Nina Matsumoto made a post about the range of athletic body types. This post included a huge collection of reference images of Olympic athletes, and their body types run the gamut. In that spirit Yuko decided to create a lineup of characters old and new. Here is the male lineup, and here is the female lineup. Yuko's also put together a wallpaper of the lineup, including some additions that didn't make it into the original posts.

OR this is an advertisement for the new JW teal underwear line. Very tasteful. 

We are trucking along! We're doing quite a few shows this year - I'll be talking about those very soon!

See you next week!

Comments

Sweet Potatoe threatens Spider plant.

Comment by Aube (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:13

What is the plants name, we know that's how you roll http://www.johnnywander.com/comics/46

Can't wait to hear where you guys will be this year, definitely going to make it a point to go to one.

:)

Comment by SDVII (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 16:47

It is wonderful to have a life sprouting in your house....But i hope it doesn't fulfill your expectations :P
And thanks a lot for the lineups :)

Characters

Comment by Shnargen (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:07

Will we be seeing any of these characters in the comic soon?

Psh, silly Aube

Comment by This Guy (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:16

It's said in the title.
Here is it's origin:

http://www.johnnywander.com/comics/215

oh man how could I have

Comment by Aube (not verified) Sat, 01/22/2011 - 23:13

oh man how could I have missed that?!

my moms spider plant did

Comment by iggy (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:21

my moms spider plant did that, they are crazy D:

i want a plant for my room.... well i guess i have something to do for the weekend now :3 thanks guys

If you start to feel anxious

Comment by DubiousKing (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 17:49

If you start to feel anxious around it, give it some googly eyes. That way you can know where you stand with it.

Cue...

Comment by shibby (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 18:01

... the Little Shop of Horrors Prologue song.

And the name of the movie

Comment by the DECk (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 18:33

And the name of the movie will be:

"Sweet Potato DIE!"

Well...

Comment by Joe D. (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 18:51

If we get JW radio silence for a few weeks, we'll know what's become of you.

Oh hey sweet potatoes! If

Comment by Youko (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 18:55

Oh hey sweet potatoes! If you guys don't mind having very small actual potatoes, the leaves are totally edible and have a nice tangy flavour to it. The recipe is really easy, too.

-Take a large plate and put a bit of olive oil/sesame on it (circle the olive oil/sesame around about 3-4 times). Put desired amount of soy sauce and diced garlic onto the oil.

-Boil sweet potato leaves.

-Drain leaves and put them hot onto the plate with the oil/soy sauce/garlic, and mix around until even.

Serve!

Sorry, correction--not

Comment by Youko (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 19:05

Sorry, correction--not sesame but sesame oil.

LOL

Comment by Razor (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 19:05

I love Ananth's expression in the 2nd panel. "OMGOSH YUKO BACK AWAY FROM THAT THING IT'S GOING TO EAT YOU"

OMIGOSH!!

Comment by Chelsea (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 19:56

Yeah, go sweet potato! :D

Thank you guys SO MUCH for linking to the body types post! I've been looking for high res copies of these images for months with no luck. Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

I think...

Comment by RobotMaster3 (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 19:58

...that Yuko is secretly the new Poison Ivy. How else could it grow so fast in only 5 days?

I like how Anaths facial

Comment by Sir Joe the Banana, the Third (not verified) Thu, 01/20/2011 - 23:33

I like how Anaths facial expression is like a creeper from Minecraft xDD

you have violated our patent

Comment by Anonymous (not verified) Fri, 01/21/2011 - 03:38

by planting and cultivating that GE sweet potato you have violated Monsanto's patent on all plant life. Monsanto will be forced to take swift action against your plant. we have dispatched an agent with a b.o.o.t to eradicate the plant.

...

Comment by DavionStar (not verified) Fri, 01/21/2011 - 09:05

Ok lady, what is going on here. First of all, very nice work on the lineup. But there's one thing that bothers me about it. Aside from Pythias and Tal at the end there, who are giants, the guy Daniel to the left is the tallest by far. He is also a skinny, bean pole built kinda guy with brown hair.

...I am a very tall, skinny, bean pole built kinda guy with brown hair named Dan. WTF Yuko. Are you spying on me?! >:|

Also I love the new comic. Make sure Anath doesn't try to destroy the plant in an act of self defense.

Thank you for the link to

Comment by fuzenmaru (not verified) Fri, 01/21/2011 - 11:56

Thank you for the link to Nina Matsumoto's site, I passed it on to an artist friend of mine who was very appreciative. She offers her thanks as well ^_^.

I had the same thing happen

Comment by Aikachi (not verified) Fri, 01/21/2011 - 14:29

I had the same thing happen with a yellow onion in my fridge, it was back there for a couple months, in the cold and the complete blackness most of the time, and yet it sprouted. I planted it and it got HUGE, but then it seemed to die when it split into seed onions a while later, then THOSE got huge. The life cycle of edible plants, eh?

Unrelated: will you be stocking phoenix down shirts again? I really want one :D

Watch out for the giant once you get there. Try to trip him.

Comment by Alain (not verified) Fri, 01/21/2011 - 16:07

The growth looks vertical to me. A few more months and you'll be able to climb through the branches to reach the big castle in the clouds. Good luck!

So much win that...

Comment by Kilimbo (not verified) Fri, 01/21/2011 - 20:49

Today, I had a timed writing about how media can influence violent behavior in teenagers. Being the nerd I am, I used Pokemon as a source of violent actions and animal abuse.

Here's where it gets awesome.

I needed to cite something about this. I look around my backpack, and find the book I purchased from you a few months ago. So I get back to work on my essay.

"In the collection of short comics Johnny Wander, Yuko states that pokemon is "Charles Darwin meets cockfighting" (Johnny Wander vol. 1: Don't Burn the House down, by Yuko Ota and Ananth Panagariya, page 51)."

I put that RIGHT IN MY ESSAY.

WIN

Comment by Razor (not verified) Tue, 01/25/2011 - 17:26

*high five* When I was a sophomore in high school, I did a term paper on cartoons and referenced F. Schodt's "Manga! Manga! The Art of Japanese Comics." My BA thesis was on selling manga to an American audience. I've even referenced the leadership of Optimus Prime in a paper for my Master's degree (in leadership).

Geek scholarship, represent! =)

JW Teal Underwear. Glorious.

Comment by Psydotek (not verified) Fri, 01/21/2011 - 23:11

JW Teal Underwear. Glorious.

Sad part is I actually was

Comment by Samm Neiland (not verified) Sat, 01/22/2011 - 00:03

Sad part is I actually was REALLY hoping for some JohnnyWander branded underwear. That would be the best thing ever.

I'm starting a petition.

:D

Comment by Kilimbo (not verified) Sat, 01/22/2011 - 16:40

*Signs*

*Scribble*

Comment by The Gleevee! (not verified) Mon, 01/24/2011 - 02:03

Also signed!

JW Under Where? Underwear!

Comment by Psydotek (not verified) Mon, 01/24/2011 - 02:09

Signed. As long as it keeps the excellent webcomics coming.

OH MY GOD

Comment by The Gleevee! (not verified) Tue, 01/25/2011 - 01:30

Five Iron Frenzy reference. I think I love you, now.

i thought the same thing! i

Comment by dawnya (not verified) Mon, 01/24/2011 - 02:35

i thought the same thing! i was so stoked.

What now?

Comment by MoreKilmer (not verified) Sat, 01/22/2011 - 22:39

And I'm all caught up...D:

Another similar story.....

Comment by The Gleevee! (not verified) Mon, 01/24/2011 - 02:02

...... Which involved an Aloe Vera plant - just a baby. I had neglected to water or fertilize the poor thing for years, and yet it continued to stay green, and even GREW some, on what seemed like absolutely nothing.

Eventually I remembered it, and started to care for it - it EXPLODED - twice as big in two days - growing like bamboo chutes. I still have this extremely tenacious plant, and to this day, it still baffles me, as to why it's still alive.

On sweet potato growth...

Comment by Nyarlathotep (not verified) Tue, 01/25/2011 - 12:09

After seeing this comic I remembered that I had 3 yams in the closet that I had never eaten; went to look at them, all of them had sprouted these giant tendrilly things! Not sure what to do with them; they look like they are quite happy, I wouldn't mind making them happier/potting them, but I"m not sure what to use in terms of potting soil/watering/etc. >< I'm sure google could tell me, but since you guys had such success, any advice?

Hm.

Comment by Sven (not verified) Tue, 01/25/2011 - 12:52

"Absence makes the heart grow stronger", or in this case, "absence makes the plant grow stronger".

What you have to do is put those sweet potatoes in a pot, bid them farewell before abandoning them for precisely five days to gallivant elsewhere, then return.

At least, that's what this comic seems to imply.

(Oh God... maybe the reason for the sweet potato's abnormal growth is because IT ATE SOMEONE WHILE THEY WERE AWAY.)

...

Comment by Sven (not verified) Tue, 01/25/2011 - 12:49

For some bizarre reason, I just mentally combined (fuuuuuuuuuusiiiioooon... HA!) Sweetie Pie and a maw. That was a slightly frightening mental image.

But don't worry, I don't think Sweetie Pie will eat you guys. After all, it can photosynthesize. Although... there is a possibility it will develop carnivorous tendencies...

NFB

Comment by SlightlyEmpty (not verified) Wed, 01/26/2011 - 07:06

This reminded me of an old NFB short I remember watching as a kid (on cbc I guess). I really freaked me out at the time.

This page has an ok clip from it, http://www.illuminationanimation.com/theplant/index.html

And then...

Comment by JET73L (not verified) Thu, 09/15/2011 - 01:45

Sweetie Pie, Wolf, and the wolflings took over the city, the state, the continent, and eventually harnessed the mass effect to colonize the galaxy and become the Asari of non-nervous-system'ed plant life.

Meanwhile, Wolf and the Wolflings, feat. Sweetie Pie, became a popular human rock band.