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Happy Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas

This is a drawing of our door, and we have photographic proof:

The scary face that looks like it's eating the turkeys is from Halloween ... the turkeys are from Thanksgiving, identified top to bottom, left to right: Rambo Turkey, Pretty Turkey, Crappy Turkey, Trogdor Turkey, O.G. Turkey, Demon Turkey, Zombie Turkey, Christmas Turkey and Mawrkey. We had people over for Thanksgiving, (for which Yuko made spiral-cut honey ham slow-cooked in apple cider and brown sugar, string bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, mulled apple cider, stuffing, salad and George made garlic mashed potatoes - and for dessert John made pumpkin pie and Yuko made apple pie) and had them all make hand-turkeys for the door, which you see above and further above. It was a good time. 

A few weeks later, Yuko and I were in the living room watching West Wing when we heard some voices from out in the hall. 

"What the hell is wrong with your neighbor's door?"

"Omigod, I know, right? I have no idea."

We laughed so hard. After Christmas and the New Year we're going to put a Santa hat on the monster's head and a champagne glass in his mouth. This door is great. 

Also! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, and whatever else you guys celebrate. Have some good times! See you in a couple of days. ;)


A Door to the Holidays

Comment by Hollywood Car Crash (not verified) Thu, 12/25/2008 - 02:31

I feel ashamed of the wreath my door is sporting now! D:
lol Really, neat idea I should try that sometime. The only time I ever did something that odd was when I covered my bedroom walls with news paper comics. Mostly Baldo, Zits, and Garfield. From ceiling to baseboard. Ah... good times. Happy yule! Or whatever!


Comment by rev. Olie (not verified) Thu, 12/25/2008 - 04:06

I would be ashamed of this(what with my lack of decorating,) but I'm drinking pineapple moonshine spritzer so I'm about even.

You know you're doing something right...

Comment by Jody (not verified) Thu, 12/25/2008 - 08:54

...when you've confused the hell out of your neighbors. ;)

Haha, that's such a great

Comment by cacodaemonia (not verified) Thu, 12/25/2008 - 12:43

Haha, that's such a great idea for Thanksgiving! I will definitely have to do that next year. :D Awesome door.

Yuko of a thousand uses

Comment by Decad (not verified) Thu, 12/25/2008 - 13:19

So not only can she fit in a dryer and draw but she can also cook, probably use a computer, be used as a makeshift weapon, frighten children and small animals, be used as a unit of measurement and who knows what other amazing uses?

Perhaps Yuko is that rare rare thing? A genuinely useful person!?

I wish my neighbors had a

Comment by Sono (not verified) Thu, 12/25/2008 - 13:41

I wish my neighbors had a door that cool. =/ But they're all old and lame.

Eureka! There it is...

Comment by Farren (not verified) Sun, 12/28/2008 - 21:07

For anyone who reads Megatokyo, we now know what Largo's "Cool Thing" is. It's Yuko!! For anyone who does not read MT, you should. (Shameless plug)

As for the door, that is classic. Only a true genius, or a four-year-old would come up with something like that. And it just so happens, my next-door neighbors just happen to have a four-year-old on hand. They have: a stocking and a raven made of construction paper, and two "wreathes" made from paper plates. One is definitely a Christmas wreath, but I cannot tell what the other is that is underneath it. I think it is something for Thanksgiving. I definitely remember there being a hand turkey on there.

I think you should keep going with the decor for St. Valentine's Day and St. Patrick's day. And maybe even Easter.

Thats another use...

Comment by Decad (not verified) Sun, 12/28/2008 - 21:09

So now Yuko can compress her already tiny lovely body into a tiny tiny container and be light enough for someone to carry around with no signs of exertion?


But yeah I'd buy one of those cool things if it had a Yuko in it lol. Then being such a nice bastard I'd set her free and have my throat torn out by an angry midget XD

 Dude, you gotta reel it in

Comment by Ananth Sun, 12/28/2008 - 23:33

 Dude, you gotta reel it in a bit ... 

Back to work then

Comment by Decad (not verified) Mon, 12/29/2008 - 06:57

Yes massa I'll go back to shooting zombies on the zombie farm

You are entering the

Comment by MX (not verified) Thu, 12/25/2008 - 21:51

You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.

I approve of your

Comment by SgtDC (not verified) Thu, 12/25/2008 - 22:16

I approve of your door.

Happy Non-Denominational Winter Solstice Oriented Celebrational Period!

Christmas Turkey is the best!

Comment by George Rohac (not verified) Fri, 12/26/2008 - 22:16

Christmas Turkey bring cheer to all the good girls and boys, and is obviously the best.

Far better than that MAW turkey by any stretch of the imaginatination.

Also I'm tipsy commenting. Take THAT Ananth and Yuko.

I am in awe of your door

Comment by Erinovauch (not verified) Sat, 12/27/2008 - 00:30

damn now i'm hungry and awesome door oh and can i get a recipe for the ham it sounds great and i'm gonna have to try it next time we get a ham

That's such an awesome door.

Comment by Raika (not verified) Sat, 12/27/2008 - 02:41

That's such an awesome door. I wish people around here would do stuff like that more often, but alas, I live in LA and we'll probably get crack/pot heads at the doors "admiring" the deco. Or just have it rudely taken off by management and fined a ridiculous amount of money, who knows.

That food sounds absolutely scrumptiously delicious. Hope you guys have a great new years!


Comment by Ezri (not verified) Sat, 12/27/2008 - 18:34

I haven't laughed that hard in a while - that door is AMAZING. Post a picture after you put the Santa hat on it!

This is also a fair

Comment by Ceylon (not verified) Sun, 12/28/2008 - 13:54

This is also a fair incarnation of what I've always imagined Domo-kun to actually be like.
Rambo Turkey save us all.

Door of Awesome + 1

Comment by n1ghteye (not verified) Mon, 12/29/2008 - 04:59

I'd be very scared of that door. That's like a crazy turkey death squad guarding your door.

The rambo turkey will shoot you with a bow and arrow(with explosive tip), the trogdor turkey will burninate you, followed by O.G. turkey pulling an AK-47 outta nowhere lighting you up like a christmas tree, to which christmas turkey would proceed to bombard you with presents and coal, all while demon turkey mutilates you, zombie turkey devours you, pretty turkey paralyzes you (because it's too damn pretty), and the crappy turkey will crap on you. Not necessarily in that order.

Perfect to scare off solicitors though!

Epic door is epic.

Comment by Frink (not verified) Mon, 12/29/2008 - 09:31

It's like you were channeling the spirit of Assume Vivid Astro Focus!

I could decorate my door but no one would care...

Comment by Kai (not verified) Mon, 12/29/2008 - 15:55

Yay Prettyturkey!!

I'm amused that i apparently made the smurfette of the group...

The maw is still my favorite.

^^ all you need is a

Comment by Elkian (not verified) Sat, 03/28/2009 - 21:08

^^ all you need is a shamrock and a weird V-Day heart, and you're all set....maybe an Easter egg too


Comment by Anonymous (not verified) Wed, 06/10/2009 - 21:42


you guys are officially awesome!

Comment by Sally (not verified) Tue, 06/16/2009 - 14:39

Wow, that door is the stuff of genius. what i really like are the different species of turkey (trogdor turkey is the best :P). I'm new to the comic but I enjoy what you are doing.

Best. Idea. EVAR.

Comment by Shae (not verified) Thu, 06/25/2009 - 14:55

I am so going to do that. Because my imagination is just not as uber as yours.

Idea! Fan submission of holiday door pictures! Who can keep it going for a whole year? ^_^

Well done. Love the comic.


Comment by Art V (not verified) Sat, 08/29/2009 - 18:22

Whats the recepie you used for the ham? i wonder if it works for turkey...

wow... just wow...

Comment by Renard the Vulpine (not verified) Sat, 11/21/2009 - 00:44


You were totally my neighbors II

Comment by Anonymous (not verified) Mon, 03/01/2010 - 19:39

This was amazing! My roommate and I were really sad when you took this down.

...I think I love you all

Comment by Aeovis (not verified) Wed, 06/30/2010 - 05:24

...I think I love you all forever. <3


Comment by Hoshi (not verified) Tue, 11/30/2010 - 18:35

Did you guys actually go through with the Santa hat and champagne schpiel? That would be awesome. Lol.

I WANT your door.

Comment by Anonymous (not verified) Tue, 02/15/2011 - 01:32

I WANT your door.

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