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a face like sandpaper

I, uh, wasn't quite sure how to feel about this when Yuko did it. I'm glad she can get some use out of my face, I guess.

I'm not sure how much the ladies can relate, but some of you dudes probably can ... shaving is a constant losing battle for me. It only takes me a day or so to grow stubble back in, which is why I appear in Johnny Wander as such.

My mother hates it! When she's visiting, she's usually happy with my appearance for about 1 hour every 3 days or so. I just gave up years ago.

It was April Fool's day yesterday! Last year, we posted a gigantic poster of Rick Astley on Conrad's wall, with the appropriate lyrics scrawled underneath. Little did he know that we saved it ... this year, we tacked it above his bed. The joke's a lot less relevant now, but hey, when you have a gigantic prank poster, you try to get the maximum mileage out of it.

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I'm starting to get there. maybe one day I'll be able to wake up, look in the mirror and think, "At least it isn't gross peach fuzz type stuff."

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I'm in the same boat. I really should shave every day, but that got way to expensive with buying new razors, so now I do it every other day and just live with the fact that 50% of the time I look like a bum.

Really contemplating getting a straight edge, that way I can not only shave every day, but I get to be all old school while doing it as well. I just have to get past the price tag (not a huge deal when you look at the price of razor blades) and the fact that I'd be using something that could slice my neck open like it was cheesecake if I screwed up (yeah...that's a problem).

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