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pink and purple pointsetta socks

I'm sorry Yuko! I was distracted!

Anyway, yeah, Yuko did get me some wool socks for Christmas, but this particular pair of poinsettia socks is the warmest, softest pair of socks in the apartment. They are socks fit for a king, but really a girl-king because they are kind of girly. You see what I'm doing here? I'm breaking down gender-barriers. Also getting emasculated for your amusement.

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Man or Woman, Masculine or Feminine. Cold feet SUCK. You do what you gotta do.

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Cold feet are bastards. I have the worst circulation to my feet, so I can be wearing two pairs of wool socks and have a blanket over me and they're still cold...

Bastards.

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Gender smender. Good socks are good socks and good wool socks are awesome. If I had those socks I'd wear them for sure. ^.^

You're lucky. I live in a desert city where no stores sell wool socks even though it can get into the 20s here during the winter. T_T

Hmmmm... Can socks be e-mailed. Can Yuko e-mail a pair to me? LOL.

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As long as they're not those socks with the separated toes, I think we can let you slide.
You gotta do what you gotta do when your feet are cold.

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Toe-socks? I *LOVE* mine! Super-comfortable, and great to wear with these. My feet love me again, and the feeling's mutual!

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I guess this would be revenge for the skirt thing a while back.

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Hahaha, that hadn't occurred to me, but yeah ... that sounds about right.

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Toe glove socks (these are the ones that are seperated for each toe) are AWESOME. I don't have to walk around barefoot anymore when I want to pinch someone with my toes. Usually as a discplinary action for picking on my height.

And yes, I can do it hard enough to give you second thoughts about whether to pick on me again :D

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It's better than having to wear your dad's socks. Which I had to do today because myseriously none of my socks were to be found. As a girl I have way smaller feet than my dad's 16EEE size socks. LOL.

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Man I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't take my socks. His body temperature is so high, the cats leach off of him.

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i used to wear kei's striped socks sometimes. i think she has them now, horribly stretched out ;p

also, she keeps wanting me to shave my legs.

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Okay man, I was totally with you until that second part. I'M AFRAID YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN

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At least your girlfriend isn't trying to get you to wear eyeliner.

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I have a pair of purple wooly socks with big fat colored spots. They're really warm, but I'm too scared to wear them outside the house.

...I already got laughed at for wearing my super-soft christmas socks to school last year...

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I .. I just have one question. You mention they are the most softest socks of all ...

Which can only imply you have gone around fingering Conrad and John's socks for comparison ..

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Well, this is awkward.

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Fingering my socks? I hope you at least bought them dinner first...

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I BET YOU WERE PLAYING L4D WEREN'T YOU???

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Hahaha if only!!! GUUUUH COME BACK WE GOTTA PLAY

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Why are you The Real Conrad now? WAS THERE AN IMPOSTER??

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Songjewel gets upset when I wear her underwear.

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Man if that's an Uglydoll behind you, and I think it is, then that's the real threat to your masculinity- even more so than the socks.
If any of my friends had one of those I would rip on them for the rest of their lives.

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I saehrced a bunch of sites and this was the best.

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