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i have failed you i am sorry

Tue, 02/24/2009 - 00:51 by Ananth in response to pink and purple pointsetta socks

I'm sorry Yuko! I was distracted!

Anyway, yeah, Yuko did get me some wool socks for Christmas, but this particular pair of poinsettia socks is the warmest, softest pair of socks in the apartment.  They are socks fit for a king, but really a girl-king because they are kind of girly. You see what I'm doing here? I'm breaking down gender-barriers. Also getting emasculated for your amusement. 


Man or Woman, Masculine or

Comment by Gilder (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 02:53

Man or Woman, Masculine or Feminine. Cold feet SUCK. You do what you gotta do.


Comment by Rem (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 02:58

Cold feet are bastards. I have the worst circulation to my feet, so I can be wearing two pairs of wool socks and have a blanket over me and they're still cold...


Wool socks

Comment by mylemonblue (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 06:41

Gender smender. Good socks are good socks and good wool socks are awesome. If I had those socks I'd wear them for sure. ^.^

You're lucky. I live in a desert city where no stores sell wool socks even though it can get into the 20s here during the winter. T_T

Hmmmm... Can socks be e-mailed. Can Yuko e-mail a pair to me? LOL.

Toe Socks

Comment by Joe (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 08:18

As long as they're not those socks with the separated toes, I think we can let you slide.
You gotta do what you gotta do when your feet are cold.

I guess this would be

Comment by Sovy Kurosei (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 08:43

I guess this would be revenge for the skirt thing a while back.

 Hahaha, that hadn't

Comment by Ananth Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:45

 Hahaha, that hadn't occurred to me, but yeah ... that sounds about right. 

Viva le socks!

Comment by Tigerburp (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 09:42

Toe glove socks (these are the ones that are seperated for each toe) are AWESOME. I don't have to walk around barefoot anymore when I want to pinch someone with my toes. Usually as a discplinary action for picking on my height.

And yes, I can do it hard enough to give you second thoughts about whether to pick on me again :D

It's better than having to

Comment by Ashiru (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:00

It's better than having to wear your dad's socks. Which I had to do today because myseriously none of my socks were to be found. As a girl I have way smaller feet than my dad's 16EEE size socks. LOL.

socks, precious, precious, socks.

Comment by Pancakes (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:20

Man I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't take my socks. His body temperature is so high, the cats leach off of him.


Comment by markymark (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:24

i used to wear kei's striped socks sometimes. i think she has them now, horribly stretched out ;p

also, she keeps wanting me to shave my legs.

 Okay man, I was totally

Comment by Ananth Tue, 02/24/2009 - 11:46

 Okay man, I was totally with you until that second part. I'M AFRAID YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN


Comment by Anonymous (not verified) Wed, 02/25/2009 - 20:08

At least your girlfriend isn't trying to get you to wear eyeliner.

So Brave

Comment by Rizzy (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 14:55

I have a pair of purple wooly socks with big fat colored spots. They're really warm, but I'm too scared to wear them outside the house.

...I already got laughed at for wearing my super-soft christmas socks to school last year...


Comment by Jessica Watson (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 19:54

I .. I just have one question. You mention they are the most softest socks of all ...

Which can only imply you have gone around fingering Conrad and John's socks for comparison ..

 Well, this is awkward. 

Comment by Ananth Tue, 02/24/2009 - 21:09

 Well, this is awkward. 


Comment by John Kelly (not verified) Wed, 02/25/2009 - 23:48

Fingering my socks? I hope you at least bought them dinner first...


Comment by THE_REAL_CONRAD (not verified) Tue, 02/24/2009 - 20:36


 Hahaha if only!!! GUUUUH

Comment by Ananth Tue, 02/24/2009 - 21:10


I am all for internet lies and intrigue.

Comment by Kim (not verified) Thu, 02/26/2009 - 00:56

Why are you The Real Conrad now? WAS THERE AN IMPOSTER??

Don't worry, you're not alone.

Comment by Merv (not verified) Wed, 02/25/2009 - 01:09

Songjewel gets upset when I wear her underwear.

Man if that's an Uglydoll

Comment by Anonymous (not verified) Sun, 05/17/2009 - 19:59

Man if that's an Uglydoll behind you, and I think it is, then that's the real threat to your masculinity- even more so than the socks.
If any of my friends had one of those I would rip on them for the rest of their lives.


Comment by Kaylan (not verified) Fri, 06/24/2011 - 15:21

I saehrced a bunch of sites and this was the best.