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So this guy walks into a post office ...

All of this took place at the post office from which Yuko and I do most of our shipping. I was mailing off one of our old Phoenix Down shirts so the printer would know what palette to use -- they're arriving this week, by the way!

I gave Yuko a description of this woman and she captured her likeness to an uncanny degree, so I personally cannot look at this comic without getting really creeped out. Good job babe! I th-think. 

Also ... it's too bad the comic isn't in color, because her sweater was awesome. Purple, red and green stripes ... VERY YES

That's it for me ... still sick! Oh, and a heads up ... site revisions are around the corner! Conrad's been working really hard. :D Thanks man! *snf*

Comments

get well and creppy

Comment by MagoFIrst (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 00:30

i dont know what scares me more, not knowing what those kind of people are gonna do next, or i understand them more than most people do. How bad would it be if Yuko hung a copy of this all over your room while u slept? Also get well =D

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Comment by Decad (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 01:34

I would have smacked her around the head with something heavy and said "DID YOU PREDICT THAT FRAUD?!"

Hehe...

She wasn't really upset

Comment by John Kelly (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:49

She wasn't really upset about the other post office, she was upset because she knew this comic was coming.

Yeah, I've come across

Comment by Sonic (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 02:03

Yeah, I've come across people like that. My first reaction is always back away slowly...

Back away slowly?

Comment by Some guy (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 03:16

Back away slowly?

Hah!

You must flee like there is a tiger trying to bite you in the bum!

I like to quietly agree with

Comment by John Kelly (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:47

I like to quietly agree with them so they don't feel threatened and then just leave. Immediately.

"I'm a clairvoyant empath."

Comment by Jarek (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 03:45

"I'm a clairvoyant empath."

0_o

What on earth do you say to that?!

The correct answer is you

Comment by Sovy Kurosei (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 03:47

The correct answer is you don't.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a telekinetic werewolf walk into a bar...

Comment by MX (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 04:31

Be careful, she may put a voodoo hex upon you for speaking of her with such disrespect.

Then perhaps pray to the sun god to smite you.

Or burn her incense sticks in your general direction.

Man, I wish I were a

Comment by Yenian (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 08:21

Man, I wish I were a clairvoyant empath. I have to settle for just being clairvoyant.

But now if the woman sees

Comment by cacodaemonia (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 08:54

But now if the woman sees this comic, she'll know who to hunt down. 8|

 I LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY

Comment by Ananth Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:24

 I LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY

Similar...

Comment by Blcknwhtenred (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 08:55

I have these types of customers all the time at the library where I work at....

Heh, had a lady like that

Comment by Zelly (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 09:20

Heh, had a lady like that once when I was waitressing. She drew a big astrological/magic map thing on her napkin and kept trying to guess my birth month. Got it right on the 4th try heh. Then asked for my manager and did the same for him, getting upset when she failed and saying that our frequences were misaligned. O_o

It's people like her that

Comment by Dani (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 09:29

It's people like her that give the rest of us a bad name D:(
Also hope you're feeling better soon Ananth!

You should sell a tshirt in

Comment by Michael M. (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:05

You should sell a tshirt in the design of that sweater, in those colors. It would sell like hotcakes, sir, hotcakes!

Umm.....ok...NY has crazy

Comment by Suki (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:20

Umm.....ok...NY has crazy ppl...lol...note to self: avoid colorful sweater wearing ppl >.>

We live in Maryland now, but

Comment by conrad Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:10

We live in Maryland now, but I think the same logic still applies. ;)

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Comment by stevehill (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:21

I'd say if not MORE so... O_O

If I lived in DC-proper I'd

Comment by conrad Tue, 01/27/2009 - 17:04

If I lived in DC-proper I'd agree with you, haha

I live in New York and meet

Comment by Sheila (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 16:56

I live in New York and meet so many people like that! Guess there is no escaping them.

Hnn...

Comment by Gikamoth (not verified) Tue, 01/27/2009 - 20:18

Actually that lady looks quite like a friend of mine's mum. Also it almost sounds like something she would say, except she would make a comment about her back.

Well, the upside is that if two creepy people meet, I don't think the creepyness multiplies~

Dude i had the same sweater

Comment by CoverBoy (not verified) Wed, 01/28/2009 - 09:07

Dude i had the same sweater when i was in kindergarten xD

My mother was a post office

Comment by w1ng740 (not verified) Wed, 01/28/2009 - 14:00

My mother was a post office clerk but one day I suppose her wrong use of words (chinese is her first language) offended some old lady and now almost everyday that creepy old lady comes in and stands in the background glaring at my mother....

Also and furthermore! When she has something she needs to ship, she purposely chooses my mother so as to glare at her at a closer range.

...just a related story.

Hah, wow..

Comment by ritsuka (not verified) Wed, 01/28/2009 - 14:44

That is pretty messed up, you'd think she'd get over it?

Creepy yet laughable

Comment by HollyWoodCarCrash (not verified) Wed, 01/28/2009 - 18:56

I once knew a person like the woman Ananth saw. Except it was a guy, he hung around the local library. I recall him yelling,(with a damage voice box mind you), at a shelving cart that you can take a picture from space with a cardboard box and a rock of your house in full HD.
lol
Great comic! ^_^

Hah, I love that giant

Comment by ming (not verified) Wed, 01/28/2009 - 20:32

Hah, I love that giant textballoon on the last panel!

But WHAT IF she reads this comic?!!
or wait, what if you have local fans who from now on will try to get a bizarre appearance at that post office in hopes of a cameo? :P

Emotional Disturbance...You're doing it right!

Comment by Lauren (not verified) Wed, 01/28/2009 - 22:09

This lady reminds me of the weird nanny in later episodes of Malcolm in the Middle.

"I meant to buy a better urn, but they just raised my tuition at the Wicca school."

For some reason... This

Comment by orcishincubus (not verified) Wed, 01/28/2009 - 23:35

For some reason...

This woman reminds me of Professor Trelawney in Harry Potter... heh...

on the topic of strange...

Comment by Frink (not verified) Tue, 02/03/2009 - 09:36

People like this always make me feel uncomfortable. First off, listening to twelve shades of crazy holds no interest to me. At the same time, I don't want to be rude and say what I really think, which would undoubtedly manifest itself as an entirely accidental, frenzied "NO YOU AREN'T YOU'RE JUST CRAZY DO SOME MAGIC TRICKS OR GTFO."

Instead... I just sit there, nod my head and keep quiet in the hopes they'll magically sense my desire not to be in the conversation, which both unfairly legitimizes their view that they aren't crazy, and reinforces my view that they can sense neither jack nor shit or else they'd have left me the hell alone.

the last horse brings an end to the race

Comment by Mike! (not verified) Wed, 02/04/2009 - 14:03

you should have told her not to use her powers for evil

I think I've seen this

Comment by lennan (not verified) Fri, 02/20/2009 - 16:31

I think I've seen this person before...walkin' the streets of LA.... Scary stuff man.

Gotta love the crazy people at the post office

Comment by Martin Widmark (not verified) Sat, 06/06/2009 - 21:37

Give some credit to the phrase "Going postal".
:)

Sadly, there are no more post offices here. Gotta do stuff like that att our local groceries. Kinda sucks. And I don't know what is hould be called when they freak out? Going grocial? Naah...

I could actually tell what

Comment by David (not verified) Sun, 09/13/2009 - 17:29

I could actually tell what colors the sweater had, oddly enough...

This comic is sooooooo

Comment by Seanan (not verified) Sat, 11/21/2009 - 22:55

This comic is sooooooo funny!!!!! All of it! I love it.

Luki sportowe

Comment by luki sportowe (not verified) Thu, 12/24/2009 - 14:09

You write awsome article, bookmarked

That woman looks sort of

Comment by Clambucket (not verified) Wed, 06/09/2010 - 21:16

That woman looks sort of like Katie from Awkward Zombie. :I