This is a drawing of our door, and we have photographic proof:
The scary face that looks like it's eating the turkeys is from Halloween ... the turkeys are from Thanksgiving, identified top to bottom, left to right: Rambo Turkey, Pretty Turkey, Crappy Turkey, Trogdor Turkey, O.G. Turkey, Demon Turkey, Zombie Turkey, Christmas Turkey and Mawrkey. We had people over for Thanksgiving, (for which Yuko made spiral-cut honey ham slow-cooked in apple cider and brown sugar, string bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, mulled apple cider, stuffing, salad and George made garlic mashed potatoes - and for dessert John made pumpkin pie and Yuko made apple pie) and had them all make hand-turkeys for the door, which you see above and further above. It was a good time.
A few weeks later, Yuko and I were in the living room watching West Wing when we heard some voices from out in the hall.
"What the hell is wrong with your neighbor's door?"
"Omigod, I know, right? I have no idea."
We laughed so hard. After Christmas and the New Year we're going to put a Santa hat on the monster's head and a champagne glass in his mouth. This door is great.
Also! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, and whatever else you guys celebrate. Have some good times! See you in a couple of days. ;)