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maybe I should try growing a beard

Mon, 04/06/2009 - 23:16 by Aido in response to give or take ten years

Very seriously, this is a near-direct transcript.  I don't know why the dude decided I needed to know his exact age.  Weekends at the mall: everyone is in high school.

give or take ten years

Mon, 04/06/2009
053 - give or take ten years

I guess it's good for something

Thu, 04/02/2009 - 00:33 by Ananth in response to a face like sandpaper

I, uh, wasn't quite sure how to feel about this when Yuko did it. I'm glad she can get some use out of my face, I guess. 

I'm not sure how much the ladies can relate, but some of you dudes probably can ... shaving is a constant losing battle for me. It only takes me a day or so to grow stubble back in, which is why I appear in Johnny Wander as such.

My mother hates it! When she's visiting, she's usually happy with my appearance for about 1 hour every 3 days or so. I just gave up years ago. 

guest comic - control

Wed, 03/25/2009
guest strip 02 - control

i am so sorry

Mon, 03/23/2009 - 23:24 by Conrad in response to guest comic - conrad infringement

Hey everyone! You can probably tell that Yuko is out of town this week, so I'll be filling in today with a Conrad Action Comic, done in the same vein as Tasha's comic over at Double Fine. I love her stuff, and I'm constantly joking that I could do a comic about my life in the same format, so this is the chapter in which I try to do that.

guest comic - conrad infringement

Mon, 03/23/2009
guest strip 01 - conrad infringement

homemade mace

Wed, 03/18/2009
050 - homemade mace

latitude change

Mon, 03/09/2009
latitude change

on the origin of knife fights

Thu, 02/12/2009
40 - on the origin of knife fights

SMELL -10

Thu, 01/22/2009 - 14:34 by Ananth in response to fifth sense

IF HE HAD BEEN THE MAIN CHARACTER IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED FIFTH SENSE (DUDE CONRAD I'M SORRY YUKO THOUGHT OF IT DDD: DON'T BEAT MEEEE)

It's well-documented around here that Conrad actually doesn't have any sense of smell, but it's one of those things that we tend to forget. In a lot of ways it's pretty similar to how forgetful I am about Hawk and Ramadan ... except in this case everyone forgets, so maybe I am just being a jerk to Hawk. 

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