We were thawing a pork loin for the pulled-pork Yuko was going to make the next day, but Rook got up onto the counter and managed to drag it across the kitchen floor while we slept. He tried to hide it behind the stove, but he left a very literal trail, and we caught him quite literally red-pawed. 

(To preempt any concerns - we contacted a vet just in case.)

I like how this one turned out - thumbs up, Yuko!