Filing cabinet? Brick oven?

We were talking about an IKEA trip ... IKEA, My old nemesis. I got a new chair today and this thing is AWESOOOOME. We held off on the filing cabinet after all! But we did grab an IKEA lunch, which was ... uh ... okay. The best vegetarian option was Chocolate Cream Cake, which isn't really a vegetable or a fruit but hey, you do what you gotta do. 

Our third installment in the Rest in Pieces series - here's the dresser, and here's the car. An unfortunate hour of my life - have a nasty scrape on my thumb to show for it. I think I'm done with IKEA shelves! They're built flimsy so they'll collapse on American consumers - Sweden, I'm onto your plan! Your slow, deliberate plan. 

Going to IKEA is a little like going to grown-up Disneyland, but I have a set amount of time I can spend there before getting fried out. I have the same problem at malls, and encountered the same thing at Honest Ed's, a huge discount store in Toronto (you might recognize it from Scott Pilgrim - and while we're talking about SP, there's no exaggeration about that crazy ass moose clock - it's a horror). I have trouble filtering - basically I get mallsick. Anyway!