how bout them noodles
is the sound it made.
If this feels familiar, that's because it is. The barbecue mushrooming actually happened back when Aaron visited, but it didn't come up recently because of the bookshelf incident. Oh god, does that count as continuity? I'm so sorry.
but we were out of lighter fluid
woes of a fifth-floor tenant
so it wouldn't be all that different
and then our cake had no frosting
because we sure weren't going to eat them
tales of landlords past
one man's trash